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"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

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"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

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"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'First you come down, then we talk.'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

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