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The Smart Tablet Filter

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Text Culture

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Exciting potato bugs.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

The First Asshole

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'

Chat Bot

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.