Digital Dialogue Pillows

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

The Proust of Twitter

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'