Digital Dialogue Pillows

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

The Proust of Twitter

"Textin’"

Bird Tweet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

WiFi Signals

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

The Modern Novel.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Now you can send it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Spam in Hell.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!