Digital Discussions Pillows

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

The Proust of Twitter

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

I can't keep up, Randy. What happened, little buddy? You know how I created a hate-bot to automate my back you up in online arguments business? Don't tell me: The Russian troll farms beat you to it. No. My hate-bot became sentient and created an even snarkier hate-bot. Mankind is officially obsolete. For an extra $1, the HB-1000 will throw in racism and misogyny.

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Big Issue...'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Uni. Snowflake Library

'Crisis? Which crisis?'