Digital Discussions Gifts

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Big Issue...'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."