Online Discussions Gifts

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

Where the crackpots have gone. . . Online.

"There...my blog on lowriders is finally up. Cool! Someone uploaded a post!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

The Proust of Twitter

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Blog Breakdown

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Big Issue...'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."