Internet Discussions Gifts

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Online chat

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The Proust of Twitter

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Big Issue...'

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."