Internet Discussions Prints

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Online chat

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The Proust of Twitter

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Spelling a newspaper

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Social Notworking

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Big Issue...'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.