Online Discussion Pillows

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

'I don't really know what a 'liberal' is. I only know that people online call me a liberal whenever I ask them to cite a reference.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Proust of Twitter

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Blog Breakdown

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Unsocial Networking.

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"Can't you express your outrage through hate comments? Your clothing consumption is getting expensive!"