Online Discussion Champion Pillows

"Many years ago during the Brexit debate, your grandfather was one of the greatest keyboard warriors of his time."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

The Proust of Twitter

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

Unsocial Networking.

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"It's the first law of social media."

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"Can't you express your outrage through hate comments? Your clothing consumption is getting expensive!"

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."