Online Discussers Pillows

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

The Proust of Twitter

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Blog Breakdown

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Unsocial Networking.

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Every man and his dog gets to have an opinion on social media.

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

"It's the first law of social media."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."