Online Debate Lover Pillows

Unsocial Networking.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Scarcity

What's normal?

The economy.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Changing Minds

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

The Proust of Twitter

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Roe v. Wade

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'