Digital Dialogue Enthusiast Prints

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

Internet aggressiveness

Text Culture

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The Modern Novel.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Woman on the phone.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

Communication

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

The First Asshole

"We don't communicate any more..."

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

'I agree with the government.'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

Chat Bot

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'