Digital Conversationalists Gifts

Married couple communicating via e-mail at home

Communication

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Textin’"

The Modern Novel.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Woman on the phone.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Aluminium Henge