Digital Conversationalists Gifts

Married couple communicating via e-mail at home

Communication

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Textin’"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Woman on the phone.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Aluminium Henge

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."