Online Conversationalist Gifts

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

'You're not blogging, twittering, or any other 'ing' are you?'

The Modern Novel.

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

Communication

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'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Cyber Fight

"We don't communicate any more..."

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

No one said anything about blogging …

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."