Online Conversationalist Pillows

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

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Communication

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Cyber Fight

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'