Cyber Conversationalist Pillows

'Let's go somewhere where we can text each other.'

Cyber Fight

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

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Communication

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Computer Dating

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

"IRL sucks."

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

"Scherer Chevrolet never forgets my birthday."

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

Text Mingling.

"The date was confusing. We both had the same text and email alert noises."

"Hey, this is on me!"