Cyber Conversationalist T-Shirts

'Let's go somewhere where we can text each other.'

Online dating can be very confusing --- I just spent 20 minutes chatting with myself.

Cyber Fight

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

21st century water cooler conversations.

The Modern Novel.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

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Communication

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"We don't communicate any more..."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

Computer Dating

"Scherer Chevrolet never forgets my birthday."

"IRL sucks."

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."