Tech Conversationalist Pillows

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"And thank you for the lovely emoticon."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'Judy, we need to talk. Would you meet me in a chat room tonight?'

'Isn't technology wonderful?'

STRIP Hambone: Interfacing at a computer course

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We don't talk anymore."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

Communication

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I am a control freak."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Cyber Fight

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

'This new water cooler streamlines the gossip process - we get all the numbers and none of the fluff. The R.O.I. just sky rocketed!'

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'