Offline Conversationalist Pillows

'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Modern Narcissism

Communication

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'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Cyber Fight

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Man talking to a tree.

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"IRL sucks."

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."