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'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'

The Modern Novel.

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Modern Narcissism

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Communication

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Cyber Fight

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"We don't communicate any more..."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

No one said anything about blogging …

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Man talking to a tree.

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"IRL sucks."

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."