Offline Communicator Pillows

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Moses on the web

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Don't even think about it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Online Dating

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Technology and Love

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Aluminium Henge

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."