Paperless Communicator Pillows

'I don't have a printer, but I an write really fast.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."