Mini Communicator Pillows

"I can't talk now"

Text Culture

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

The Original Online Mom.

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

Pets. Pets are like toys, only more interactive.

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

"You know I hate when you check your messages at the table."

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

'Wanna come out and play?'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

"I'm still on a silent retreat, but only when I'm with Larry."