Mobile Communicator Pillows

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Text Culture

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Excuse me. I must take this call... it's from one aisle over.'

'He doesn't talk much but he texts like a teenager.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Love you too, daling, but why do you call so often to say so?"

'When she lost her voice I saved pounds on phone bills but then she started texting...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Aluminium Henge

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."