Text Message Communicator Pillows

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Polly txt speak

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Moo Out Loud

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

WTF?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

Aluminium Henge

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."