Text Message Communicator Gifts

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Polly txt speak

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Moo Out Loud

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

WTF?

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Aluminium Henge

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."