Mobile Communicator Gifts

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Text Culture

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Excuse me. I must take this call... it's from one aisle over.'

'He doesn't talk much but he texts like a teenager.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Love you too, daling, but why do you call so often to say so?"

'When she lost her voice I saved pounds on phone bills but then she started texting...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Aluminium Henge

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"