Mini Communicators Gifts

"And after 'amen' - click send!"

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Text Culture

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Let's arbitrate.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."