Modern Communicator Gifts

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Night School Enrolment

"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."

"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

'No the doctor doesn't do house calls, but Twitter him your symptoms and he'll get back to you.'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'I'm looking for a child psychologist who can communicate with my daughter. Are you good with your thumbs?'

'Not even a single letter. I told you you should switch to e-mail and texting.'

"I don't like their proposal. Should I reply with a 'thumbs down' or a 'poop' emoji?"

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

"Do you think smart phones hurt socializing?"

"I'm sorry, could you hold that thought too? I really need to take this call."

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

"All those in favor Retweet."

'U WOZ R DAD NOW U R DED :-(' - 'I'm amazed it got past the vicar.'

You Have New Mail

'On the plus side, you'll never find better phone reception.'

'A text? See, this is what I mean when I say 'We don't talk anymore.''

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."

"How did work go today? Read my blog."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Since I lost my cell phone, I never know what to do with my hands.'

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"I think he just said I'm on a boat LOL ..."

'We embrace all digital denominations.'

Text Mingling.

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'He'll communicate... but only by text-message.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

I never heard stream of consciousness narrative described as one long Twitter.

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!'

"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"