Modern Messengers Gifts

Ruddy bloggers!

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"All those in favor Retweet."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

First O.M.G. church.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Modern Communications

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Truthfully - do you really Laugh Out Loud at all my texts?'

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!'

"They've asked me to rewrite Chaucer in text message format."

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."