Modern Communicators Gifts

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

'Bloody kids and their incessant texting.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Modern Marriage

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow my Twitter feed?"

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"I just wish he would have spoken his first word instead of texting it."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Ruddy bloggers!

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

First O.M.G. church.

Modern Communications

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."