Modern Communicators Pillows

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Gloria, why did you send me a text last night reading, "I ovulate tomorrow."? Because I assume you don't have a biological-clock app on your phone.

Person texts 'How are you?' to a skeleton,

'Bloody kids and their incessant texting.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

Modern Marriage

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow my Twitter feed?"

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"I just wish he would have spoken his first word instead of texting it."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Ruddy bloggers!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"All those in favor Retweet."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

First O.M.G. church.