Modern Day Communicator Pillows

'Not only do I hear voices, but I can talk with them in internet-wireless areas.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Text Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Ruddy bloggers!

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'