Modern Communication Pillows

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'We've agreed on the verdict, but not on what emoji to add at the end.'

'Pressing the send button on your first day is a classic mistake.'

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Vents, real and digital.

"She refuses to use emojis!"

"Desperate times call for desperate measures..."

"For her birthday, we'll get her clothes and a dictionary... I've seen her social media posts."

"Words cannot describe my feelings for your work, so I've sent you a string of vicious emojis."

Godot finally turns up

Wedding Texting

"More e-mails Mrs. Jones."

"U R like so ded!"

"He died doing what he loved best...texting."

'I need a new motto, with 140 characters.'

'It's a letter to Santa...'-'Can you just text him?'

'Wait! What's this? A text message from the other side.'

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

'You don't have to text 'I do'!'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Emojis in the classroom

Cat Emojis

"The dog sent me a text, I think he needs to go out."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"