Modern Communication Critique Pillows

"I still think it's inappropriate to put emoticons in your coroner's report."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"All those in favor Retweet."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

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