Modern Communication Critics Pillows

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Down With Wikipedia

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Virtual interview.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'