Communication Critiques Pillows

'I'm getting mixed signals. First the boss tells me that I never really caught fire around here then he tells me that I suffer from burnout.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"There's no need to take notes. I have no idea what I'm talking about."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

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