Modern Communication Critic Pillows

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Obnox.com.

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"If spam can find me, how come nobody else can?"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

'I'm getting mixed signals. First the boss tells me that I never really caught fire around here then he tells me that I suffer from burnout.'

'It's the latest invention. Texted smoke signals.'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

"He's been told he has to cut down on using meaningless 'management speak'...which is causing him a lot of problems...as it's the only language he knows!"

"I still think it's inappropriate to put emoticons in your coroner's report."

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."

'Someday people will commemorate this moment with exhaustion, overindulgence, and rampant consumerism!'