Modern Communication Critics Mugs

It seems that an automatic dialing device has sold my answering machine ten magazine subscriptions.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Down With Wikipedia

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

Virtual interview.

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

Precisely Inprecise

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'