Modern Culture Critique Pillows

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Thomas Mann.

Wifi in Hell

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Hipsters"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Selfie Stick

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Final words on gravestones.

German School

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Book Worm

Down With Wikipedia

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Friedrich Nietzsche

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'An important update..'