Modern Culture Commentators Pillows

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Selfie Stick

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Don't editorialize."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Decline of Europe

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

King Solomon's Pollster.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."