Modern Cultural Critic Pillows

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Hipsters"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

German School

"How is it in Russia?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."