Culture Critic Pillows

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

Melvyn Bragg.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

'Great to see you are a fully integrated immigrant to our culture.'

"Henceforth, let us set aside this date as a day of thanksgiving!"

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

"Oh, how very French."

'Misanthropology.'

'I'm here to bring you the civilisation! You can stop being natives and become customers!'

"Why is he thinking? Did he lose his smartphone?"

Grown up conversation about immigration...

"Not to worry. Diversity can only enrich our culture."

Pontius pilates

Artistic waste

How Cats View Creation.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Menu

2.54 Centimetersworm

"Arriving here without permission is a criminal offence."

"For me, you're gonna need a bigger notepad, doc."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

Keelhauling Tradition

Stop now and get some new ideas.

Christmas Tree of War

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'I only buy art that I understand.'

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it...'

"Political Correctness: The Early Years."

"If the Scots gain independence... will they still hate the English?"

Drugs bringing into disrepute the traditional healthy Scottish lifestyle

"Say 'eh.'"

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

'No, I would not recommend Spain.'