Cultured Critic Pillows

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Thomas Mann.

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Hipsters"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Jacques et Jille

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.