"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."
Cultured Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the cultured critic? Our collection features clever and stylish products that resonate with anyone passionate about arts, culture, and creative insights. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, delight the discerning mind that always has something to say about the latest exhibitions or literary works.
"Some Debussy, Igor."
Thomas Mann.
The height of fashion in 1796
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
Wifi in Hell
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"Hipsters"
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"It lost a little something in translation."
"Say 'eh.'"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Jacques et Jille
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
"Now that was post-modern sex."
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
Troys'R'Us.
German School
The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.
Cultured Critic Gifts Collection
Cultured Critic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the cultured critic—witty and sophisticated pieces that make mornings more inspiring.
Cultured Critic Pillows
Add some culture with pillows that speak to the critic in everyone—funny, stylish, and comfortable.
Cultured Critic Prints
Browse our art prints created for the culturally engaged—perfect for framing and elevating any creative space.
Cultured Critic T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the cultured critic—fun, stylish, and built to spark conversation about arts and culture.