"So, the self-anointed brandishing millions of followers. How is social media NOT a cult again?"
Cult Critic Gifts
Searching for a clever present for the cult critic—someone passionate about dissecting culture and enjoying a good critique? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that reflect their discerning eye, ideal for adding some personality to their daily routine. From stylish clothing to quirky home decor, discover the perfect way to celebrate their critical spirit.
The height of fashion in 1796
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
The americanisation of vulture.
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
Kritik's Korner
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"Say 'eh.'"
"It lost a little something in translation."
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
Giant Monster in Bath
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
Armageddon
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
"Now that was post-modern sex."
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
Cult Critic Gifts Collection
Cult Critic Mugs
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Cult Critic Pillows
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Cult Critic Prints
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Cult Critic T-Shirts
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