Crowd Critic Gifts

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

Giant Monster in Bath

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I'm after the history section."

Mass Travel

"How is it in Russia?"

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"