City Critic Gifts

"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."

'We wanted to show a much more caring and sharing, less profit driven side of the corporation...'

Welcome To Melbourne: Home of fatal stabbings and serious assaults, we hope and pray you enjoy your stay.

This area has been designated an area of outstanding unnatural ugliness.

D.C. Taxi Policy: 'How much is this going to cost?'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"We'll always hate Paris."

SF NO

"New York is dead, man."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Shady Elm Industrial Park.

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Luxury apartments coming soon

The height of fashion in 1796

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I'm after the history section."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"How is it in Russia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

Demonic Repossession.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."