City Life Critic Gifts

"You know what I like about New York? Nothing works."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

This Town Is Too Expensive I've Left It. Please Give.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Love linked

Hoodie Hang-out

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

No Immediate Danger

City Boy.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Saxophone Player.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Serenading

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Push for Disco...

"I don't believe in you!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Slow Night