City Life Critic Gifts

"You know what I like about New York? Nothing works."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

This Town Is Too Expensive I've Left It. Please Give.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

City Boy.

No Immediate Danger

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Love linked

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Saxophone Player.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"I don't believe in you!"

Push for Disco...

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Serenading

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Slow Night

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

New York Netherworld

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"