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City Critics Gifts
Looking for a gift for a city critic? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that highlight their passion for urban landscapes and insightful commentary. Perfect for sparking conversations and showcasing their love for city life, these products blend creativity with a dash of wit. Whether they’re surveying skyline views or dissecting city culture, find something that resonates with their vibrant personality.
The palms
Hoodie Hang-out
No Immediate Danger
"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"
'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'
SF NO
Demonic Repossession.
'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'
'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'
'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'
"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."
"It was a little preachy."
"We'll always hate Paris."
Social Welfare next!
The Pope
Urban Expansion
'It's the council's flood defence system.'
"I think it's the company logo."
'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'
"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."
'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'
"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."
This site acquired for yet another housing development.
"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."
Autumn Leaves
A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development
Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.
Gentrification vs Manchester...
'I hate bird watching in the city.'
"How am I rampaging?"
"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"
'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'
REALLY boring sermons
"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"
City Critics Gifts Collection
City Critics Mugs
Discover a range of witty mugs perfect for city critics who love a good laugh with their morning brew.
City Critics Pillows
Add a touch of city-inspired charm to any space with pillows designed for the urban critic.
City Critics Prints
Bring city scenes and witty commentary into their home with art prints that celebrate urban life.
City Critics T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that let city critics express their urban love with humor and style.